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I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish. ↗

— Larry David

#fish #i #learned #night #order

I've played four characters now, my latest one being Sandor the gypsy. ↗

— Thayer David

#characters #four #gypsy #i #latest

I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic. ↗

— Larry David

#i #panic #stay #tend

I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore. ↗

— Larry David

#anymore #been #enough #i #know

I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized. ↗

— Larry David

#comedy #commercialized #doing #had #i

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. ↗

— Larry David

#funny #good #good and bad #i #i think

I never thought it would get this bad. I never thought the Reestablishment would take things so far. They're incinerating culture, the beauty of diversity. The new citizens of our world will be reduced to nothing but numbers, easily interchangeable, easily removable, easily destroyed for disobedience. We have lost our humanity. ↗

— Tahereh Mafi

#humanity #juliette #reestablishment #beauty

The Thought Police: To censor and protect. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#police #protect #thought

I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure. ↗

— Larry David

#closure #die #heart #i #interested

You can give men food and leisure and amusements and good conditions of work, and still they will remain unsatisfied. You can deny them all these things, and they will not complain so long as they feel that they have something to die for. ↗

— Christopher Dawson

#complain #conditions #deny #die #feel