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We smugly assume that we are the tallest humans to ever grace the earth. Quite the contrary. The Cro-Magnon people living thirty thousand years ago were about our size and 10 percent more muscular. Hunting, gathering, when food sources were abundant, was an exquisitely healthy lifestyle.


Arianne Cohen


#hunter-gatherer #paleo #food

Now for a good twelve-hour sleep, I told myself. Twelve solid hours. Let birds sing, let people go to work. Somewhere out there, a volcano might blow, Israeli commandos might decimate a Palestinian village. I couldn't stop it. I was going to sleep.


Haruki Murakami


#israeli-palestinian-conflict #sleep #volcano #freedom

I have a fear of palindromes. Maybe because the only person to ever beat the hell out of me was a man named Bob.


Jarod Kintz


#fear #funny #palindromes #funny

Never try to understand the students. They hate it. They would much rather be tragically misunderstood, wallow in self-pity, stew in their own —” “That’s enough, Phineas,” said Dumbledore.


J.K. Rowling


#headmasters #principals #students #funny

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.


Bill Bryson


#attack #bear #camp #camping #funny

Every twenty minutes on the Appalachian Trail, Katz and I walked farther than the average American walks in a week. For 93 percent of all trips outside the home, for whatever distance or whatever purpose, Americans now get in a car. On average, the total walking of an American these days - that's walking of all types: from car to office, from office to car, around the supermarket and shopping malls - adds up to 1.4 miles a week...That's ridiculous.


Bill Bryson


#appalachian-trail #cars #hiking #transporation #walking

And I can see Russia from my house.


Tina Fey


#sarah-palin #humor

Earth,” he began, ignoring the impulse to open his notes folder and count the words. He knew this lecture by heart. “Our home. She feeds us, she shelters us. Her gravity prevents us from flying off into space and freezing, before thawing out again and being crisped by the sun, none of which really matters, as we would have long since asphyxiated.” Artemis paused for laughter and was surprised when it did not arrive. “That was a little joke. I read in a presentation manual that a joke often serves to break the ice. And I actually worked icebreaking into the joke, so there were layers to my humor.


Eoin Colfer


#facepalm-humor #humor

You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president.


Bill Maher


#sarah-palin #humor

This continent, an open palm spread frank before the sky.


James Agee


#continent #frank #open #palm #sky






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