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#parent

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Inconsistent parenting creates confusion. When I'm pitting mom against dad, they never know what to expect. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #parenting #funny

We want our children to have a childhood that's magical and enriched, but I'll bet that your best childhood memories involve something you were thrilled to do by yourself. These are childhood's magic words: "I did it myself! ↗


— Lenore Skenazy


#memories #parenting #freedom

It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful. ↗


— Roald Dahl


#parents #funny

If you're like most members of the Baby Boom generation, you decided somewhere along the line, probably after about four margaritas, to have children. This was inevitable. Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. ↗


— Dave Barry


#humor #parenting #humor

Babies don't come with instruction booklets. You'd learn the same way we all do -- you'd read up on dinosaurs, you'd Google backhoes and skidders. And you don't need a penis to go buy a baseball glove. ↗


— Jodi Picoult


#humor #life #parenting #humor

First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life. ↗


— Chuck Palahniuk


#life

I suddenly remember being very little and being embraced by my father. I would try to put my arms around my father's waist, hug him back. I could never reach the whole way around the equator of his body; he was that much larger than life. Then one day, I could do it. I held him, instead of him holding me, and all I wanted at that moment was to have it back the other way. ↗


— Jodi Picoult


#hold #hug #parent #picoult #life

My kid, her life. I want for her what she wants for herself. ↗


— Laura Castoro


#life

Back then, things were plainer: less money, no electronic devices, little fashion tyranny, no girlfriends. There was nothing to distract us from our human and filial duty which was to study, pass exams, use those qualifications to find a job, and then put together a way of life unthreateningly fuller than that of our parents, who would approve, while privately comparing it to their own earlier lives, which had been simpler, and therefore superior. ↗


— Julian Barnes


#life #memory #parents-and-children #past #life

...the love, respect, and confidence of my children was the sweetest reward I could receive for my efforts to be the woman I would have them copy. ↗


— Louisa May Alcott


#love






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