#pep

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. ↗

— Joe E. Lewis

#ate #doctor #faster #gave #get

I was in the Chilli Peppers at the time and I asked myself, would I be able to wear a sock on my genitals at the age of forty and they proved me wrong because I guess they're still doing it. ↗

— Cliff Martinez

#age #asked #because #doing #forty

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. ↗

— Bryan Miller

#between #direct #direct proportion #disparity #mill

The best managers out there at the moment are Pep Guardiola and Jose Mourinho but they are at other clubs - Real Madrid and Barcelona. ↗

— Gary Neville

#best #clubs #madrid #managers #moment

I made some salt and pepper shakers a while back and waited three years for them to come. ↗

— Marc Newson

#come #i #made #pepper #salt

My sister and I shared a bedroom our entire lives and I believe she discovered the Beatles when she was about 11 and I'm four years younger. So from the age of 7 until 17 we had nothing but Beatles paraphernalia in our room, even those little stuffed Beatles that went on stands that are dressed as the Sgt. Pepper band. ↗

— Christina Ricci

#age #band #beatles #bedroom #believe

People talk about this Julia Roberts almost like it's a cup of Pepsi. People think Julia Roberts is something they created. The fact is, 26 years ago, there was this scrunched-up little pink baby named Julia Roberts. I am a girl, like anybody else. ↗

— Julia Roberts

#ago #almost #am #anybody #baby

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#any #ask #fresh #ground #i

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks. ↗

— Criss Jami

#best #conversation #drink #drinking #drunk

If you jotted down all of my ill-thought out comments, you could write a book entitled, Guide to Getting Punched in the Throat for Boneheads-Mad Hatter in "Death of the Mad Hatter" (Coming Soon!) ↗

— Sarah J. Pepper

#alice-in-wonderland #humor #love #paranormal #romance