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Old Marley was as dead as a doornail. Mind! I don't mean to say that, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a doornail. I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a doornail.


Charles Dickens


#nails #similes #well-worn-phrases #christmas

How do you know if a demon is lying? His lips are moving.


Richelle Mead


#insult #paraphrased #insult

Because you are the superhero fledgling. I’m just your more attractive sidekick. Oh, and the herd of nerds are your dorky minions.


P.C. Cast


#fantasy #romance #young-adult #zoey #young

If Aphrodite chills at home in Cyprus for most of the year, then Fez must be the goddess’s playground.


Raquel Cepeda


#aphrodite-s-playground #beauty #cyprus #fes #fez

Venus of Eryx, from her mountain throne, Saw Hades and clasped her swift-winged son, and said: 'Cupid, my child, my warrior, my power, Take those sure shafts with which you conquer all, And shoot your speedy arrows to the heart Of the great god to whom the last lot fell When the three realms were drawn. Your mastery Subdues the gods of heaven and even Jove, Subdues the ocean's deities and him, Even him, who rules the ocean's deities. Why should Hell lag behind? Why not there too Extend your mother's empire and your own....? Then Cupid, guided by his mother, opened His quiver of all his thousand arrows Selected one, the sharpest and the surest, The arrow most obedient to the bow, And bent the pliant horn against his knee And shot the barbed shaft deep in Pluto's heart.


Ovid


#hades #love #love

Open the fridge and put My heart on a plate. I'm just as you left me, and I taste even better leftover.


Cecily von Ziegesar


#dan-humphrey #don-t-you-forget-about-me #gossip-girl #poem #poetry

Taste of metal on my tongue. Poison the color of envy- I'm delirious, you're delicious, I'm deluded and delusional. I'm lost without you. I need you.


Cecily von Ziegesar


#dan-humphrey #gossip-girl #gossip

Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite


P.C. Cast


#burned #house-of-night #humor #paranormal #vampire

What's in a name, anyway? That which we call a nose by any other name would still smell.


Reduced Shakespeare Company


#paraphrased #romeo-and-juliet #shakespeare #humor






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