#pi

Performance enhancements are most impressive when used by that sedentary athlete, the videogamer. After he turns to hitchhiking in disgrace, his giant thumbs can take him anywhere. ↗

— Bauvard

#doping #funny #hitchhiking #humor #steroids

Wow. Pioneers with ice-cream." Joshua felt motivated to defend his home. "Well, it doesn't have to be like the Donner Party, Sally- ↗

— Stephen Baxter

#home

What are you prepared to give for your dream? If it is not everything...stop pipe dreaming. ↗

— T.F. Hodge

#purpose #quotes #sacrifice #death

You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want. ↗

— Diana Wynne Jones

#mess #pigsty #humor

Never trust a man with a penis. ↗

— Darynda Jones

#humor-inspirational #humor

Excuse my dust. ↗

— Dorothy Parker

#humor #humor

How can any man be weak who dares to be at all? ↗

— Henry David Thoreau

#inspirational

Because we don't really sparkle. ↗

— John G. Hartness

#sarcasm #vampires #humor

I'm good for some things, bad for a lot of things. ↗

— Jackie Chan

#inspirational #humor

Nosferatu is the daddy of modern American sex. ↗

— Andrei Codrescu

#vampires #humor