#pig

She'd even violated the only sensible rule of dieting she'd ever run across, the sage advice of the Muppets' Miss Piggy, who recommended never eating anything bigger than your head. ↗

— Susan Donovan

#dieting #miss-piggy #muppets #rules #weight-loss

I wonder what Piglet is doing," thought Pooh. "I wish I were there to be doing it, too. ↗

— A.A. Milne

#piglet #pooh #friendship

To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral. ↗

— Abbie Hoffman

#empire #equally #evil #immoral #institutions

Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal. ↗

— Winston Churchill

#pig #equality

As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon Adams Family, Whit was surprisingly chill on the subject of ampire-vays. ↗

— Beth Bloom

#funny #humor #pig-latin #silly #vampire

Me? I was lost for long time. I didn’t make any friends for few years. You can say I made friends with two trees, two big trees in the middle of the school […]. I spent all my free time up in those trees. Everyone called me Tree Boy for the longest time. […]. I preferred trees to people. After that I preferred pigeons, but it was trees first. ↗

— Rabih Alameddine

#pigeons #trees #friendship

One thing I often get carried away with is piggyback rides.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #piggyback #piggyback-rides #funny

Somewhere in the world there is an epigram for every dilemma. ↗

— Hendrik Willem Van Loon

#epigram #every #somewhere #world

I prefer a huge tome to a sharp epigram: only blunt words can hurt dull people ↗

— Bauvard

#epigrams #funny #humor #funny

The only good thing to do with good advice is pass it on; it is never of any use to oneself. ↗