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And then, just when I know I can live content without Shug, just when Mr. ___ done ast me to marry him again, this time in the spirit as well as in the flesh, and just after I say, Naw, I still don't like frogs, but let's us be friends, Shug write me she's coming home. Now. Is this life or not? *I be so calm.* If she come, I be happy. If she don't I be content. And then I figure this the lesson I was suppose to learn.


Alice Walker


#sense-of-self #the-color-purple #home

I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.


Nicole McKay


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... You turned red, then green, and then blue. You told me you were trying to fit in with the m&m's.


Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a “politician,” and must be destroyed.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. You were naked, and you had the body of a mannequin, with the face of a politician. And as I gazed at you, I couldn’t tell which of the two was more phony—the real fake of your body, or the fake real of your face.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. You glued a fake beard on a mannequin and had it running a monetary printing press nonstop, and you planned on creating dollar bills forever, or until you devalued it to the point where savings were destroyed, lives devastated, and you continued laughing all the way to the bank, which you owned.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night.. You pretended not to be a three hole punch.


Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

Why should I laugh?' asked the old man. 'Madness in youth is true wisdom. Go, young man, follow your dream, and if you do not find the happiness that you seek, at any rate you will have had the happiness of seeking it.


Andrew Lang


#fairy-tales #happiness #inspirational #madness #wisdom

The gods, so says the old superstition, do not like to behold too happy mortals. It is certain, at least, that some human beings do not.


L.M. Montgomery


#l-m-montgomery #dreams

With Each Day Going By Hope is Reborn, Dreams Come True and a Little Step is Taken Toward Happiness. May this May be Unbelievably Exceptional, Amazingly Colorful and Filled with Joy, Laughter and Love.



#love #may #month #month-of-may #smile






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