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I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror. ↗

— Amy Summers

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I had a dream about you where you were an economic hero. So is the real life you like the dream you? Answer this question: If Paul Krugman and Ben Bernanke were about to die, and they only had 59 seconds left, and you could only save one, would you take a minute to think it over?

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— Jarod Kintz

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I had a dream about you. We were in a band. I was the lead singer, guitar player, saxophonist, harpist, violinist, bassist, cellist, harmonica player, pianist, and drummer. Oh, and I played the trumpet. And you, you had the important role—you played air guitar. I feel this dream accurately reflects me as an unselfish person, willing to stand in the shade so someone else might enjoy the spotlight and get all the glory. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. ↗

— Amy Summers

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I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater. ↗

— Amy Summers

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I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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Pinch me…I want to make sure this isn’t some wonderful reality. ↗

— Bauvard

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If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams? ↗

— Benny Bellamacina

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We soon fall asleep in each other’s arms, knowing to myself that I captured her, like a prisoner in a cage. ↗

— Fernando Lachica

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There's three things I've seen in this world that seem to make a body happy or miserable. It's no money or health or any of those other things most people talk about. It's knowing where you fit in this world, being able to go after your dreams, and love. ↗

— Patricia McLinn

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