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The police called it choking, but I called it a two-handed neck hug. That’s how I knew she really loved me. 



Jarod Kintz


#attempted-murder #authorities #choke #choking #crime

There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house. 



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #flag #flagpole #funny #honor

The plot arc of a porno is like a breast: a good one should be flat-chested.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #plotting #pornography #funny

Look, why don't you go talk to Ron about all this?" Harry asked. "Well, I would, but he's always asleep when I go and see him!" said Lavender fretfully. "Is he?" said Harry, surprised, for he had found Ron perfectly alert every time he had been up to the hospital wing.


J.K. Rowling


#lavender-brown #poison #ron #funny

Otter! Otter! Otter! Don’t lead cows to slaughter! I love you, and I know I should’ve told you soon-a But you didn’t buy the dolphin-safe tuna!


T.J. Klune


#poetry #funny

He tends to go for girls who are-Shelby, honey? Put your hands over your ears for just a sec.” Back into the phone he said, “He likes the real slutty ones. Ow!” he yelled when he received a whop to the back of the head.


Robyn Carr


#funny #humour #romance #funny

Put me down, I’m too heavy.” “You’re small enough to fit in my pocket.


Sarah Mayberry


#funny #humour #romance #funny

Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!


April Henry


#character-quote #funny-as-hell #gun-point #humor #funny

What sort of look are you going for?” Damn, how did he answer this? “Something…normal,” he finally said.


Toni Blake


#funny #humour #romance #funny

[Lizzie Bennington to a reporter who has asked for her opinion about Jack Archer's celebrated thighs.] “When you come back from a set down and bring the match to a final set tiebreak and are a point away from winning the match, only to have what looks like an extremely fit player call a time out because of a cramp and then watch that player sit back and casually converse and laugh while you do your best to keep your mental focus and your body moving so you don’t grow cold and cramp yourself, I hardly think you’d concern yourself with his burgeoning manhood, let alone his thighs!


A.G. Starling


#contemporary-romance #funny #game #lizzie-bennet #love






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