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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #politics




I was also going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend. But with my accent, I was afraid they would try to deport me.


Arnold Schwarzenegger


#politics #humor

The dead should not rule the living


Thomas Jefferson


#inspirational #politics #inspirational

With anal sex, I suggest you start gently. Find a slender midget. Or a member of Congress.


Jarod Kintz


#anal-sex #congress #funny #humor #politics

For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person (on Margaret Thatcher)


Frankie Boyle


#devil #funeral #hell #margaret-thatcher #politics

The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people. He’s about double the numbers now. Can you imagine if McCain had won and did precisely what Obama has done, with every speech and every political maneuver overseas? There’d be riots in the streets about the people we’re killing. And yet because it’s Obama, and he’s better looking and better at reading the teleprompter, we let him get away with it.


Penn Jillette


#obama #politics #imagination

My mom and dad refused to believe that people who had grown up together in peace and friendship, had gone to the same schools, spoken the same language, and listened to the same music, could overnight be blinded by ethnic hatred and start to brutally kill one another. They simply didn't accept as true that less than two years of a multiparty system and competition for power could poison people's brains so much.


Savo Heleta


#friendship #peace #politics #power #war

Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people.


Richard M. Nixon


#goddamned #good #helluva #people #politics

Senses of humor define people, as factions, deeper rooted than religious or political opinions. When carrying out everyday tasks, opinions are rather easy to set aside, but those whom a person shares a sense of humor with are his closest friends. They are always there to make the biggest influence.


Criss Jami


#beliefs #best-friends #brain #daily #daily-life

Civilization, in fact, grows more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. Wars are no longer waged by the will of superior men, capable of judging dispassionately and intelligently the causes behind them and the effects flowing out of them. The are now begun by first throwing a mob into a panic; they are ended only when it has spent its ferine fury.


H.L. Mencken


#intelligence

It’s not true I think all politicians are morons. Morons are far too intelligent to be politicians.



Jarod Kintz


#moron #politicians #politics #intelligence






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