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#pregnancy

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #pregnancy




I don't particularly like being pregnant. I like the baby at the end. Pregnancy is a very distant thing for me. I can't seem to believe there's really a baby there. It's such a miracle.


Mary Beth Whitehead


#being #being pregnant #believe #distant #end

Let me tell you, when you're pregnant with the first one, it's great of course, all new and 'Yay!' With the second one it's still okay; you can pay attention to number one and she can share in the joy of the pregnancy.


Angie Harmon


#course #first #great #joy #me

I think that what scares me more than getting fat during pregnancy is the responsibility of a child.


Carol Alt


#during #fat #getting #i #i think

If I were a capitalist I would not give my employees health insurance with no deductible, which I do, including dental, and paid pregnancy leave. That's not called capitalism, that's called being a Christian and someone who believes in democracy, so that everyone should get a fair slice of the pie.


Michael Moore


#believes #called #capitalism #capitalist #christian

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.


H. L. Mencken


#catholic #chemistry #forbidden #lawful #mathematics

Doing the limbo under a razor pendulum is a lot cheaper than having a caesarian in a hospital.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #pendulum #pregnancy #funny

Of course I can do this. I'm pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn't change my personality.


Christine Feehan


#pregnancy #change

He kissed my belly, “Just think. All the love that we have for each other, we put it in this safe place here.” He kissed my belly again.


Tara Brown


#pregnancy #sweetness #love

Now, we see what we are shown. We have gotten used to being shown no matter what, within or beyond the limited range of human sight. This habituation to the monopoly of visualization-on-command strongly suggests that only those things that can in some way be visualized, recorded, and replayed at will are part of reality...The result is a strange mistrusts of our own eyes, a disposition to take as real only that which is mechanically displayed in a photograph, a statistical curve, or a table. Eyewitness testimony must be "substantiated" by records that have been acquired, and can be stored and then shown.


Barbara Duden


#knowledge #pregnancy #science #sight #the-unborn

As indicated by the increase in maternal mortality in 2010, right now it's more dangerous to give birth in California than in Kuwait or Bosnia. Amnesty International reports that women in [the United States] have a higher risk of dying due to pregnancy complications than women in forty-nine other countries (black women are almost four times as likely to die as white women). The United States spends more than any other country on maternal health care, yet our risk of dying or coming close to death during pregnancy or in childbirth remains unreasonably high.


Jessica Valenti


#maternity-care #pregnancy #death






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