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#pregnancy

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #pregnancy




I never ever slept again after my first pregnancy.


Uma Thurman


#again #ever #first #i #never

I love pregnancy and the bump and the whole thing.


Bethenny Frankel


#i #i love #love #pregnancy #thing

It must be quite a shock to suddenly find out you're pregnant, seventeen times over—at your age, too.


Lois McMaster Bujold


#pregnancy #age

When you moved, I felt squeezed with a wild infatuation and protectiveness. We are one. Nothing, not even death, can change that.


Suzanne Finnamore


#pregnancy #change

In M---, an important town in northern Italy, the widowed Marquise of O---, a lady of unblemished reputation and the mother of several well-brought-up children, inserted the following announcement in the newspapers: that she had, without knowledge of the cause, come to find herself in a certain situation; that she would like the father of the child she was expecting to disclose his identity to her; that she was resolved, out of consideration to her family, to marry him.


Heinrich von Kleist


#pregnancy #family

Holly's forgiven you?" "Almost mostly. But she still gives me slack about it when she's sick. I take it as a husbandly badge," he said, puffing out his chest. "Sick? You told me she was fully immortal." "Yeah, but she still throws up some, because, well, the thing of it is... Ah, fuck, Rydstrom, I knocked her up." "You're going to be a father?" Gods help the world. I'm going to be an uncle? "I got Holly, like, on the first shot. Nix is calling me Bull's-eye and the Womb Raider.


Kresley Cole


#funny #holly-s-pregnancy #kresley-cole #rydstrom #funny

The past twelve weeks had been a blur, and now she was about to meet her baby via ultrasound, go home with a picture of an alien baby that people would pretend was beautiful, and here she sat after drinking a liter of fluid, her panties moist from a bladder that gave up control right around the time her shoes stopped fitting. A light breeze could make her pee at this point. A sneeze would unleash a tsunami.


Julia Kent


#pregnancy #beauty

Then they took us to the birthing suite, which I call the electronic bullshit room because it's full of all sorts of electronic bullshit we can't fathom but are just glad to have on principle.


Suzanne Finnamore


#pregnancy #humor

Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?


Diablo Cody


#teenagers #mac

I had absolutely no idea how I had ballooned during my pregnancy. All I thought about was eating plenty of food to keep my baby healthy.


Jennifer Ellison


#absolutely #baby #during #eating #food






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