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This guy is funny. But is he safe? And how much is that worth when the world itself has ceased to exist? ↗


— Isabella Olivia Ellis


#love #funny

The only thing more amorous than pretending to be marriage partners is pretending to be capitalist ones. Money is less essential for success in capitalism than in marriage, so you can amuse yourself without worry. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #love #marriage #money

Mass narcolepsy is one of the more fortunate side effects of profundity. It ensures everyone will have a singular awareness of life that won’t overlap with yours. ↗


— Bauvard


#humor #narcolepsy #profundity #sleeping #funny

Intellectuals are useless, and as a pseudo-intellectual I can't help but envy the practicality of that. ↗


— Bauvard


#humor #pseuso-intellectuals #uselessness #funny

The door to the situation room door opened, drawing her attention to a tall, lean man with eyes as sharp as razors. The sound of a metal chair scraping on the tile floor filled the room as Reed shot to his feet, stood at attention, and saluted crisply. The man stopped, scowled, and heaved a heavy sigh. "All right you clown. At ease. It hasn't been that long since I've been here." "Just showing my respect, sir," Reed said with a smart-ass grin. "It's not often we're fortunate enough to be in the company of such greatness. ↗


— Cindy Gerard


#boi-s #funny #laugh-out-loud #men-acting-like-boys #reed

Christ, they’d be getting a cat next. He mentally recoiled from the idea: the day they did that, he’d cut off his dick and call himself a lesbian. ↗


— Kate Aaron


#gay #gay-stereotypes #lesbian #love #relationships

Every person is attractive to somebody. You are. I am. Jim Bob over there is, too. Every person is probably ugly to somebody, too. You are. I am. Jim Bob over there is, too. Don’t take it personally. And, we all need to do ourselves a favor. We need to believe people when they tell us we’re beautiful, handsome, sexy, attractive, hot, or hunkalicious, especially when that someone is somebody that we think is beautiful, handsome, sexy, attractive, hot, or babealicious. Because you know what? They probably really think so. They probably aren’t lying. They probably don’t give a damn that you don’t look like Pamela Anderson. ↗


— Dan Pearce


#beauty #dating #people #relationships #sexiness

We're all headed for the junkyard. But not me. When that time comes, I'm crashing into the car dealership. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #junkyards #trash #funny

A beautiful woman is a practical poet, taming her savage mate, planting tenderness, hope and eloquence in all whom she approaches. ↗


— Ralph Waldo Emerson


#men #relationships #woman #women #beauty

But money spent while manic doesn't fit into the Internal Revenue Service concept of medical expense or business loss. So after mania, when most depressed, you're given excellent reason to be even more so. ↗


— Kay Redfield Jamison


#humor #mania #manic #mental-illness #psychology






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