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Steampunk is...a joyous fantasy of the past, allowing us to revel in a nostalgia for what never was. It is a literary playground for adventure, spectacle, drama, escapism and exploration. But most of all it is fun! ↗


— George Mann


#drama

Don't hate the media; become the media. ↗


— Jello Biafra


#distribute #distribution #diy #done #experimental

I don't want to see you. I don't like you. I don't like your face. You look like an insufferable egotist. You're impertinent. You're too sure of yourself. Twenty years ago I would have punched your face with the greatest of pleasure. ↗


— Ayn Rand


#ego #insulting #old-man #punch #ego

Arriving late was a way of saying that your own time was more valuable than the time of the person who waited for you. ↗


— Karen Joy Fowler


#punctuality #manners

Sometimes love can be both the punishment and the crime. ↗


— Steve Maraboli


#in-love #love #punishment #relationships #experience

...there would be punishment and pain, and there would be happiness, too. That was writing. ↗


— Markus Zusak


#punishment

...of all the hardships a person had to face none was more punishing than the simple act of waiting. ↗


— Khaled Hosseini


#waiting #punishment

The gremlin stopped, blinking up at me with an almost hurt expression. 'Master punish bad kitty?' he said in a pitiful voice. 'No I'm not going to punish the bad kitty,' I said and Grimalkin snorted. 'And you aren't either. I want to talk to you. Will you stay and not run off if we let you go?' He bobbed his head, as best as he could while his ears were gripped tightly by Puck. 'Master wants Razor stay, Razor stay. Not move until told. Promise. ↗


— Julie Kagawa


#gremlin #punishment

That is the injustice of a woman's lot. A woman has to bring up her children; and that means to restrain them, to deny them things they want, to set them tasks, to punish them when they do wrong, to do all the unpleasant things. And then the father, who has nothing to do but pet them and spoil them, comes in when all her work is done and steals their affection from her. ↗


— George Bernard Shaw


#punishment

it's difficult to root for America when the villains of the story live in a ditch and are armed with jagged rocks. At some point in recent years they looked up from their international heroism to realize they'd alienated the entire world. ↗


— Yahtzee Croshaw


#zero-punctuation #heroism






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