#quo

You look worse today than you did when you had two black eyes.” “Why, thank you, Tyler. You always say the sweetest things. ↗

— Gwen Hayes

#funny

Have you ever chopped down something with an ax? Not fun. I now have serious doubts regarding George Washington and his cherry tree. ↗

— Tammy Blackwell

#funny

Funny how a little sleep, a little makeup, and a lot of contemplating can make you feel like a different person - a stronger version of yourself. ↗

— Anna Banks

#of-poseidon #quote #funny

And in that one grey hair I saw my whole life and I said "I think I need a hair. ↗

— Tim Burton

#life

Ish #153 "Artificial plants grow best in artificial light. ↗

— Regina Griffin

#funny-quotes #humor #humorous #tags-funny-and-random #funny

The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana. ↗

— Lance Manion

#funny-quotes #humor #funny

In order to be irreplaceable one must be unique ↗

— Coco Chanel

#inspirational

No punching?" he asked. "No." "No kicking?" "No." "How about arm wrestling?" "No. And before you ask, we've avoided Slug Bug, Slap Bets, and any and all Dance-Offs." Fate Succumbs ↗

— Tammy Blackwell

#funny

You ‘accidentally’ touched his bottom? Didn’t that happen when you last saw him as well? Surprising how often that seems to be a problem. ↗

— Twisted Hilarity

#funny

Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare. ↗

— Santosh Kalwar

#asia #countries #europe #funny #joke