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#quotation

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #quotation




Pop music is like an auditory cup of coffee. It has no nutritional value but it gets you going. ↗


— Jim Moorman


#humorous-quotations #humorous-quotes #music

Old as carbon," Nix agreed. "And so powerful I'm working on my demigoddess badges. ↗


— Kresley Cole


#humor

A bug lies in quiet repose; when he passed no one knows. Did he suffer, was he pained? Before he died, was knowledge gained? Were all life’s pressures much too great.To put upon so small a weight? Although not one for pessimism, I think he died of journalism! ↗


— Nikhil Sharda


#journalism #life

Don't eat earwax avoid roasted cabbage and look on the bright side of life -Angela ↗


— Christopher Paolini


#humor

'Oh- hey, there," he said. He was shorter than me, pudgy with salt-and-pepper hair that always seemed to be in need of a good conditioning. And he always wore sweatpants and T-shirts that had seen more abuse than narcotics. But he was a good landlord. When my heater stopped working in mid-December, it took him only two weeks to get it fixed. Of course, it took me knocking on his door in need of a warm place to sleep to get it that way, but one night on his sofa, where I'd suddenly developed night terrors and epilepsy, and that puppy was running like a Mercedes the next day. It was awesome. ↗


— Darynda Jones


#humor

...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was this: "He was a man who acted from the best motives. There is one born every minute. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#insightful #humor

If you want to be a good saddler, saddle the worst horse; for if you can tame one, you can tame all. ↗


— Socrates


#saddler #socrates #tame #horses

I'm writing a book on Procrastination. I hope to start it tomorrow. I've been thinking about it for almost six years now. ↗


— Ron Moore


#procrastination

There's a fine line between funny and annoying – and it's exactly the width of a quotation mark. ↗


— Martha Brockenbrough


#grammar #grammar-humor #quotation-marks #funny

Let us see what tomorrow will bring us? Will it be joy and triumph, chaos and glory, love and growth, or victory and success? ↗


— Ana Monnar


#future #monnar #quotation #quote #tomorrow






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