#quotation

Love is God’s medicine.” ~ Amunhotep El Bey ↗

— Amunhotep El Bey

#love #love-quotations #motivational-quotations #quote #quotes

Your pain is a school unto itself–– and your joy a lovely temple. ↗

— Aberjhani

#famous-quotations #grace #haiku #haikus #joy

This sucks the hind teat. ↗

— Patricia Grasso

#family

If you can't make ends meet, meet them in the middle instead ↗

— Benny Bellamacina

#humor #life #quotations #quotes #humor

Leo could run pretty fast when someone was trying to kill him. Sadly, he’d had a lot of practice. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#humor

Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face. ↗

— Katie MacAlister

#humor

Have you hugged your favorite Dork lately? Most of us are squeezably soft and adorable. ↗

— Michael P. Clutton

#humorous-quotations #humor

Knock-knock, motherfucker. ↗

— Jenny Lawson

#humor

People ask why are you so strange and I always reply why are you so normal... ↗

— Shadowstorm Norwicca

#shadowstorm #humor

Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted. ↗

— Hesketh Pearson

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