#quote

In order to be irreplaceable one must be unique ↗

— Coco Chanel

#inspirational

No punching?" he asked. "No." "No kicking?" "No." "How about arm wrestling?" "No. And before you ask, we've avoided Slug Bug, Slap Bets, and any and all Dance-Offs." Fate Succumbs ↗

— Tammy Blackwell

#funny

You ‘accidentally’ touched his bottom? Didn’t that happen when you last saw him as well? Surprising how often that seems to be a problem. ↗

— Twisted Hilarity

#funny

Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare. ↗

— Santosh Kalwar

#asia #countries #europe #funny #joke

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#hope #funny

You can't trust vampires, trust me ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#movie-quote #new-moon #twilight #twilight-quote #funny

My mother, my psychiatrist and an assortment of sedatives eventually convinced me I was delusional. ↗

— Wayne Gerard Trotman

#delusions #drugs #funny-quotes #mother #psychiatrist

I truly believe that if you have more friends than books, you have too many friends. Or not enough books. Probably both. ↗

— Zoë Marriott

#friendship #twitter-quotes #friendship

To conquer frustration, one must remain intensely focused on the outcome, not the obstacles. ↗

— T.F. Hodge

#determination #focus #frustration #goals #obstacles

Today I feel like I did tomorrow. ↗

— Carroll Bryant

#comedy-humor #humor #humorist #humorous #humorous-quotes