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Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed. ↗

— Prince Philip

#everybody #leisure #more #must #now

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. ↗

— Prince Philip

#come #enjoying #health #other #our

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote. ↗

— Emo Philips

#away #charge #contained #dollars #first

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." ↗

— Emo Philips

#big #big guy #corners #face #fight

People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi. ↗

— Emo Philips

#always #ask #i #kennedy #me

Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy. ↗

— Emo Philips

#hello #says #speech #therapy #well

England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'. ↗

— Emo Philips

#better #england #i #only #out

I've always loved hip-hop, since I was a kid, that's the music that I loved. I think everyone of our generation kind of fantasized about hip-hop in some ways. ↗

— Joaquin Phoenix

#always #everyone #fantasized #generation #hip-hop

I ran five miles today. Then, finally, I said, 'Here, lady...take your purse.' ↗

— Emo Philips

#five #here #i #lady #miles

All these horror movies are slasher film now. I like them, they're fun, but they wink at the audience and you're really not terrified through the movie. ↗

— Gina Philips

#film #fun #horror #horror movies #i