Choose language

Forgot your password?

Need a Spoofbox account? Create one for FREE!

No subscription or hidden extras

Login

#r

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #r




We''re all misfits here,” he says, almost proudly. “That's why I started this squat, after all.  For people like us, who don't fit in anywhere else.  Halfies and homos and hopeless romantics, the outcast and outrageous and terminally weird.  That's where art comes from, Jimmy, my friend.  From our weirdnesses and our differences, from our manic fixations, our obsessions, our passions.  From all those wild and wacky things that make each of us unique.


Terri Windling


#bordertown #dreams #fitting-in #inspiration #misfits

I suddenly realize that I'm naked, which shouldn't bother me since it's the phone, but for some reason it does. "How's it hanging?" Kyra asks and now I think I'm blushing. It's just an expression, but jeez!


Barry Lyga


#humour #nudity #self-consciousness #funny

He begged to know to which of his fair cousins the excellency of its cookery was owing. Briefly forgetting her manners, Mary grabbed her fork and leapt from her chair onto the table. Lydia, who was seated nearest her, grabbed her ankle before she could dive at Mr. Collins and, presumably, stab him about the head and neck for such an insult.


Seth Grahame-Smith


#honour #pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies #funny

Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't care. They don't have feelings to hurt.


Daniel Waters


#funny-yet-mean #generation-dead #funny

It’s much easier not to know things sometimes.


Stephen Chbosky


#ignorance

I'm a widower with three sons and seven grandchildren. One of my sons is my partner on the ranch.


Wilford Brimley


#i #partner #ranch #seven #sons

Some people use laughter as a weapon. It's all very funny until someone loses an eye. But then I guess it just makes the joke even funnier, because you never see it coming.


Jarod Kintz


#laughter #weapon #funny

Through such advanced techniques like sleeping, I started exploring the depths of me. And until you find out who you are, or stop yawning, I suggest you do the same.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #sleeping #funny

Agatha was so tight-fisted she could squeeze a penny and strangle Abe Lincoln.


Jarod Kintz


#frugal #funny #funny

I’ll be 30 in April. My birthday is March 5th.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #funny






back to top