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It's Sanjit. It's a Hindu name. It means 'invincible.'" "That's great," Lana said. "Invincible. I can't be vinced." "That's not even a word," Lana said. "Go ahead: try to vince me," Sanjit said.


Michael Grant


#humor #michael-grant #plague #words #humor

After a long silence, Dodge cleared his throat. "I think I speak for all of us when I say, 'Huh?'" -Dodge(obviously)


Frank Beddor


#cleared #confused #dodge #frank #glass

I have a friend who got into a car accident and now has a prosthetic metal leg, metal pins in his hips, and a metal plate in his head. One time I told him that he was like a human Swiss Army knife, to which he replied, “I’m Belgian.


Jarod Kintz


#car-accident #funny #humor #random #swiss

Wonderful," Garan grumbled when he'd gone. "We'll grow a reputation for our kindness to lawbreakers.


Kristin Cashore


#humor #humor

I remembered my little brother, Allyn, had appeared so innocent and angelic when he slept--similar to Kerrick. It must be a survival tactic. If Allyn hadn't looked so sweet, we would have killed him while he slept. He had been pure evil when he was awake--similar to Kerrick.


Maria V. Snyder


#appearances #brothers #humor #innocence #sleep

Oh, no-" They weren't even on the runway, and Jonah's father was already immersed in his BlackBerry. "Remember those 'Live Large with the Wiz Generation' posters? Well, guess how that translates into Chinese- 'Jonah Wizard Makes Your Ancestors Fat'.


Gordon Korman


#joke #jonah-wizard #mistake #translation #humor

Hand me my pants,


Michael Grant


#random #humor

Burn you, Nerim, that's a leg not a bloody side of beef!' 'As my lord says,' Nerim murmured. 'My lord's leg is not a side of beef. Thank you, my lord, for instructing me.


Robert Jordan


#humor #jordan #mat #nerim #rand

The Lone Ranger of vampires. Did that make me Tonto?


Robin McKinley


#lone-ranger #vampires #humor

Go fuck yourself," I replied, always the lady. "I'm staying here.


Ava Gardner


#fighting #frank-sinatra #humor #humor






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