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A blanket could be used to stop terrorism. Unless that terrorist has a small knife, or really sharp teeth, and is able to chew through the cloth separating him from our American freedom. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

To achieve what 1% of the worlds population has (Financial Freedom), you must be willing to do what only 1% dare to do..hard work and perseverance of highest order.


Manoj Arora


#financial-freedom #financial-planning #hard-work #perseverance #freedom

Despots prefer the friendship of the dog, who, unjustly mistreated and debased, still loves and serves the man who wronged him.


Charles Fourier


#government #liberty #poltics #tyrants #friendship

This book would not have been made without the tireless mentoring and rare friendship of Christian Bok, Steven Collis and Nicole Markotic.


Jordan Scott


#fable #foible #mirror-stage #oughtobiography #stutterance

He kept quite for a minute or so but it felt like an hour. “That sounds like either you know a lot of diseased and ill people or they’re just ill or dead because of you.” “I know,” I said and felt like a monster.


Lili Frings


#love #paranormal #romance #young-adult #friendship

She blinked. "Hmm? Oh, don't care. What did Anubis look like to you?" "What did... he looked like a guy. So?" "A good-looking guy, or a slobbering dog-headed guy?" "I guess... Not the dog-headed guy." "I knew it!" Sadie pointed at me as if she'd won an argument. "Good-looking. I knew it!" And with a ridiculous grin, she spun around and skipped into the house. My sister, as I may have mentioned, is a little strange.


Rick Riordan


#strange #the-red-pyramid #funny

I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell" all the time.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #leather #new-car-smell #strange

Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK. - Jane


J.R. Ward


#humor #insane-in-the-membrane #funny

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.


Bill Hicks


#funny

Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large.



Jarod Kintz


#drink #drinking #entrepreneur #entrepreneurship #funny






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