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Are we talking hell hounds and flames here?" Des asked, pacing at the end of our beds. I repeated the question and gave a heaving sigh of relief when Jameson said I had the wrong idea. "He's going to 'lead us into temptation.'" "That doesn't sound so bad," Des said with a cheeky grin.


Terri Clark


#demons #hollyweird #paranormal #romance #teen

Don’t trust anybody else—no matter how close you are to them.” (Eric)


Shannon A. Thompson


#fiction #paranormal-romance-series #supernatural #trust #young-adult

Identity was everything, but it seemed I never had one. (Jessica)


Shannon A. Thompson


#fiction #identity #paranormal-romance #supernatural #young-adult

The other day I found 20 dollars. It was just lying in a wallet I took from some guy’s pocket.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #random #random-thought

If given the choice, I’d take five ones over a five-dollar bill, because women prefer men with lots of money.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #choice #funny #humor #money

I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratching the surface.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #itch #itching

It’s hard to wear a Speedo and pose with an erection. Still, I’ve got to try, every Saturday from 9 am to 8:59 pm.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #random #random-thought

A clone’s most valuable function would be as a gift giver, because who else but you knows exactly what you want? Only your clone. And besides being the perfect gift, it’d also be a surprise, because it’s not like you bought your own gift. 



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #random #random-thought

I’ve got a pocket full of cash, and a condom full of erection.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #random #random-thought

A karate black belt would make a great blindfold on a kidnap victim, after you karate chop them into submission.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #blindfold #funny #humor #karate






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