#rational

Nothing heals the soul like chocolate," she said. "I just love chocolate. It's God's apology for broccoli." (said by Macy Wood, Finding Noel by Richard Paul Evans ↗

— Richard Paul Evans

#inspirational #humor

I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#irony #humor

No men who really think deeply about women retain a high opinion of them ↗

— Otto Weininger

#inspirational #science #humor

Please don't follow in my footsteps. I'm already knee-deep in them, and am sinking rapidly... ↗

— Tony James Slater

#humor-quotes #inspirational-humor #humor

It's great to be alive, isn't it? Especially when you consider the alternative. ↗

— Jonathan Ross

#inspirational #humor

When the world has once begun to use us ill, it afterwards continues the same treatment with less scruple or ceremony, as men do to a whore. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#inspirational #life #satire #humor

I'd like to show you who's the boss, but I'm afraid it would only confirm that you are. ↗

— Jane Seabrook

#inspirational #humor

People will always give you advice, it is you who should decide either to try them or live with them. ↗

— Santosh Kalwar

#inspirational

When you become the image of your own imagination, it's the most powerful thing you could ever do. ↗

— RuPaul

#destiny #identity #imagination #inspirational #power

Blaming none, disrespecting nothing is the doorway to Unity Consciousness. ↗

— Amit Ray

#insperational #love #peace #love