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إن الحياة هي عادة سيئة يرتكبها الميت كل يوم!


إبراهيم الزنيدي


#humor #life #sarcasm #death

Min aska kommer sprida värme.


Leon Noips


#sarcasm #self-awareness #death

By the way, if you get mad at your Mac laptop and wonder who designed this demonic device, notice the manufacturer's icon on top: an apple with a bite out of it.


Peter Kreeft


#apple #apple-computer-inc #bible #catholicism #christianity

What I really needed wasn't a dose of school spirit; it was a glass of water, an aspirin the size of my fist, and the answers to the history exam that I hadn't studied for the night before. "As long as I'm dreaming," I muttered, my words lost to the cacophony of the gym, "I'd also like a pony, a convertible, and a couple of friends." "That's a tall order." I'd known that there were people sitting next to me, but I couldn't begin to imagine how one of them had heard me. I hadn't even heard me. "Would you settle for a piece of gum, an orange Tic Tac, and an introduction the the school slut?


Jennifer Lynn Barnes


#new-friends #sarcasm #dreams

Chapter Eighteen: You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.


Nicki Elson


#romance #sarcasm #dreams

Educational system in America is not as good as in China. You may be an idiot. It is hard to tell with you white people.


Kate Danley


#sarcastic #education

Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese.


Suzanne Collins


#games

Don't castrate, But educate, At least to masturbate!


Himmilicious


#sex-education #sexual-assault #social-sarcasm #education

...even though I was getting better education at home than any of the kids in Toyah, I'd need to go to finishing school when I was thirteen, both to acquire social graces and to earn a diploma. Because in this world, Dad said, it's not enough to have a fine education. You need a piece of paper to prove you go it.


Jeannette Walls


#sarcasm #education

Eragon went to see the dragon for the first time since it had spoken to him. He approached apprehensively, aware now that it was an equal. "Eragon." "Is that all you can say?" he snapped. "Yes." His eyes widened at the unexpected reply, and he sat down roughly. Now it has a sense of humor. What next?


Christopher Paolini


#dragon #eragon #saphira #sarcasm #talk






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