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I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine.


Amy Summers


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I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future.


Amy Summers


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I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.


Amy Summers


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I had a dream about you where you were an economic hero. So is the real life you like the dream you? Answer this question: If Paul Krugman and Ben Bernanke were about to die, and they only had 59 seconds left, and you could only save one, would you take a minute to think it over?




Jarod Kintz


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I had a dream about you. We were in a band. I was the lead singer, guitar player, saxophonist, harpist, violinist, bassist, cellist, harmonica player, pianist, and drummer. Oh, and I played the trumpet. And you, you had the important role—you played air guitar. I feel this dream accurately reflects me as an unselfish person, willing to stand in the shade so someone else might enjoy the spotlight and get all the glory. 



Jarod Kintz


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I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.


Amy Summers


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I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.


Amy Summers


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I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting.


Nicole McKay


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He ran his fingers over the moist ends of her hair and across her face. Her eyes were wet. Jesus Christ. How many nights had he heard Lily crying. As some parents sleep through fire, thunderstorms, and voices at the back door only to wake at a child’s whisper, so Everett heard Lily crying at night. Her muffled sobs seemed to have broken his dreams for years. He had heard her even at Fort Lewis, even in Georgia, finally at Bliss. That was Lily crying in the wings whenever the priest came to tear up his mother’s grave. Lily cried in the twilight field where he picked wild poppies with Martha; Lily’s was the cry he heard those nights the kiln burned, the levee broke, the ranch went to nothing.


Joan Didion


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Then, what's the matter?' I wonder, in fact, how many times I have said that or something equal to it to a woman passing palely through my life. What're you thinking? What's made you so quiet? You seem suddenly different. What's the matter? Love me is what this means, of course. Or at least, second best: surrender. Or at the very least, take some time regaling me with why you won't, and maybe by the end you will.


Richard Ford


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