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Companionship is a foreign concept to some people. They fear it as much as the majority of people fear loneliness.


Criss Jami


#companion #companionship #different #extroversion #fear

I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job.


Roseanne Barr


#parenting #home

The First and Worst sin couples commit against one another is not adultery but Negligence because it's Negligence that breeds adultery..watch it couples , do not hold back in giving that care and attention.


Jaachynma Agu N.E.


#good-home #higher-life #inspirational #love #marriage

...hanging out does not make one an artist. A secondhand wardrobe does not make one an artist. Neither do a hair-trigger temper, melancholic nature, propensity for tears, hating your parents, nor even HIV - I hate to say it - none of these make one an artist. They can help, but just as being gay does not make one witty (you can suck a mile of cock, as my friend Sarah Thyre puts it, it still won't make you Oscar Wilde, believe me), the only thing that makes one an artist is making art. And that requires the precise opposite of hanging out; a deeply lonely and unglamorous task of tolerating oneself long enough to push something out.


David Rakoff


#artists #humor #rent #wilde #writers

We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.


Phyllis Diller


#parenting #humor

It's amazing--my parents call everything a discussion. If I were standing across the street, firing a bazooka at my mother, while my father was launching mortar back at me, and Jeffery was charging down the driveway with a grenade in his teeth, my parents would say we should stop having this public "discussion".


Jordan Sonnenblick


#euphemism #humor #parents #humor

Ah, Signor Halt,' he said uncertainly, 'you are making a joke, yes?' 'He is making a joke, no,' Will said. 'But he likes to think he is making a joke, yes.


John Flanagan


#jokes #ranger-s-apprentice #humor

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows


Erma Bombeck


#parenting #humor

There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid!


Tina Fey


#humor #parenthood #humor

She just threatened to throw the next man who shoots at you out the window. Megan is awake. She offered to help. God, Trent, what is it with you and women?


Kim Harrison


#into-the-woods #jenks #the-hollows #trent-kalamack #humor






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