#run

Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it? ↗

— David Letterman

#always #cheney #day #dick cheney #doctor

Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno. ↗

— David Letterman

#body #builder #fact #first #governor

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments. ↗

— David Letterman

#gentlemen #great #i #into #jokes

Every Friday I used to have about fifty, sixty kids who would wait for me on Sunset Boulevard and I'd take them all to dinner. All runaways. ↗

— Al Lewis

#boulevard #dinner #every #fifty #friday

I'm a fast learner. I may not run as fast as I used to, but I think I still learn as fast. ↗

— Carl Lewis

#i #i may not #i think #learn #learner

When I run - as you see from my record - I run to win. ↗

— Carl Lewis

#record #run #see #win #you

A lot of these American actors have this - in my view - misplaced view that they have to look like Action Man. The trouble is, they all run the risk of being interchangeable. ↗

— Damian Lewis

#american #american actors #being #interchangeable #like

I like to hit it downhill, that's the way I was taught to run. ↗

— Jamal Lewis

#hit #i #like #run #taught

Postwar America was a very buttoned-up nation. Radio shows were run by censors, Presidents wore hats, ladies wore girdles. We came straight out of the blue - nobody was expecting anything like Martin and Lewis. A sexy guy and a monkey is how some people saw us. ↗

— Jerry Lewis

#anything #blue #came #censors #expecting

It pays to get drunk with the best people. ↗

— Joe E. Lewis

#drunk #get #pays #people