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If I had to give up everything else and keep just one aspect of the job, I'd have to keep writing because I love it. Yes, I enjoy performing, too. But I couldn't give up writing material. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#because #else #enjoy #everything #give

It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#crazy #i #trade #tumultuous #would

Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#cake #chelsea #eat #funny #griffin

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#even #future #job #like #money

A laugh costs too much when bought at the expense of virtue. ↗

— Quintilian

#costs #expense #laugh #much #too

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#each #ending #get #i #individual

The mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they're profound or they're deep when there are so many people who have more worthwhile ways of phrasing things. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#make #many #mistake #more #people

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#comics #like #live #more #only

Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#comedy #days #early #get #those

When I look back now I realize I was such an obnoxious kid but, you know, I went to schools like you, like a public school in New York so compared to the anarchy that was going on there, they really wouldn't - I wasn't like a bad kid. I saw people come in and punch the teachers. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#back #bad #bad kid #come #compared