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We’ll never survive!” “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has. ↗

— William Goldman

#humor #optimism #survival #humor

Invisible things are the only realities. ↗

— Edgar Allan Poe

#satire #humor

Procrastinate now, don't put it off. ↗

— Ellen DeGeneres

#paradox #procrastination #humor

The paper is your canvas. The pen is your brush. Create your masterpiece. ↗

— Julian Vaughan Hampton

#inspirational

Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall. ↗

— Eleanor Roosevelt

#risque #humor

If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#isolationism #political-philosophy #politics #humor

What is it with you today?” says Christina on the way to breakfast. Her eyes are still swollen from sleep and her tangled hair forms a fuzzy halo around her face. “Oh, you know,” I say. “Sun shining. Birds chirping.” She raises an eyebrow at me, as if reminding me that we are in an underground tunnel. ↗

— Veronica Roth

#humor #tris #humor

não sabe aquilo que corta nem o escuro por isso fala e fala ↗

— Rosangela Maria Vieira

#inspirational

If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up. ↗

— Woody Allen

#humor #organized-religion #religion #woody-allen #humor

No tienes idea. No quieres tenerme de enemiga. ↗

— Mariana Calderón de la Barca

#education