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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#comes #europe #grew #history #i

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#cup #i #like #plastic #women

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#boy #boy bands #exploded #great #height

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#buy #cats #deal #eat #food

You're blessed if you have the strength to work. ↗

— Mahalia Jackson

#blessed #strength #you

In these negotiations we are not a helpless object, although great world powers are involved. We play an active role and try to influence our destiny; we have our own trump cards and we use them. ↗

— Alija Izetbegovic

#active role #although #cards #destiny #great

Our goal: the Islamization of Muslims. Our methods: to believe and to struggle. ↗

— Alija Izetbegovic

#goal #methods #muslims #our #struggle

If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#been #elephant #never #seen #ski

Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#i think #lean #should #think #too

I don't believe that competitions are important. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#competitions #i #important