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I jumped as Finn seemingly materialized next to me. I couldn’t tell if he was talking about the ocean or my desire to be close to him. I lost all train of thought as he fixed his blue eyes on me. “What are you doing here?” I said, a little too spastic. “Baking cookies,” he smirked at me. “You shouldn’t tease me like that, it’s dangerous. I take baked goods very seriously.” A slow smile formed on his lips. “Dangerous happens to be my specialty,” he said in a low voice, taking a step closer to me. My entire body warmed. He was like my own personal bonfire.


Kristen Day


#humor #stasia #humor

For it was intelligence that was the thin line between endearing rapscallion and idiot bastard. - Éibhear the Contemptible


G.A. Aiken


#intelligence #humor

There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on the label


Josh Stern


#ingredients #label #truth #wine #humor

Talk about insanity. Being attracted to deVries was like a moth saying, "Hey, let's go check out that awesome bonfire".


Cherise Sinclair


#humor

... the vintage of history is forever repeating ~ same old vines, same old wines!


E.A. Bucchianeri


#goethe #history #history-of-mankind #history-repeating-itself #human-nature

Rupert: "... At this rate, somebody is bound to upset the Warlock once too often, and we'll end up with a Court full of bemused looking toads." "He wouldn't dare use his magic here," said the Champion. "Don't bet on it," said Rupert. "The High Warlock has all the practicality and self-preservation instincts of a depressed lemming.


Simon R. Green


#sarcastic-humor #humor

I only know everything if you ask the right questions.


Doc Coleman


#knowledge #wisdom-quote #humor

I want to have five or six wives, and a few dozen sheep, all for my pleasure. I should be a politician.


Jarod Kintz


#politician #politics #humor

Can you see me? Can you hear me? Does anything I say mean anything to you?


Oprah Winfrey


#inspirational

Colin: "1 dinna understand why we canna just go to bed and have sex." He looked truly puzzled.


Nina Bangs


#men #sex #women #humor






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