#sai

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. ↗

— Spike Milligan

#connected #electricity #god #light #said

I've said it before, but it's absolutely true: My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. ↗

— Liza Minelli

#absolutely #before #could #dreams #drive

They said it was against the rules to take sides on a controversial issue. I said, 'I wish you had told me that during World War II, when I took sides against Hitler.' ↗

— Howard K. Smith

#controversial #during #had #hitler #i

But God really did bless me, you know? He really said, All right. Come on. I'm still waiting for you. Get over here. Get over here. ↗

— Liza Minnelli

#come #did #get #god #here

I couldn't sing to save myself. Greg went to John after the audition and said, 'She's cute, but she can't sing very well' and he said, 'I know. We'll teach her. I just want her on the show'. ↗

— Dannii Minogue

#audition #cute #greg #her #i

Kylie and I were both taking piano lessons at the time and didn't think of acting. A friend rang mum up and said, 'How about bringing Kylie and Danielle in because they might be right for the part?' ↗

— Dannii Minogue

#acting #because #both #bringing #friend

There's nothing to be said for opposition. You can only talk about things and you can lay your plans. You can't actually achieve very much; you have to be in government for that. ↗

— Andrew Mitchell

#achieve #actually #government #lay #much

There are things to confess that enrich the world, and things that need not be said. ↗

— Joni Mitchell

#enrich #need #said #things #world

Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock-n-roll. ↗

— Shigeru Miyamoto

#bad #games #rock-n-roll #said #video

What if Woody Allen called me and said, I'm working on this movie and there's a really divine role for you. We want exactly you! It would be such a fantasy. Forget it! My idol, Woody Allen! ↗

— Isaac Mizrahi

#called #divine #exactly #fantasy #forget