#said

So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.' ↗

— Tim Vine

#gym #how #i #instructor #make

So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.' ↗

— Tim Vine

#home #i #phone #picked #please

I remember that. I was talking to him and I said how great it would be if actors had a tail because I have animals and a tail is so expressive. On a cat you can tell everything. You can tell if they're annoyed. You can tell whether they're scared. ↗

— Christopher Walken

#because #cat #everything #expressive #great

I mean, I've always said I have an amazing team and network of friends and people that I work with that, you know, inspire me and enable me to do what I do. ↗

— Alexander Wang

#amazing #enable #friends #i #i do

I've always said I'm not the kind of designer who likes to lock himself away in a studio and let the rest of the company deal with it. I work very closely with everyone on the team. ↗

— Alexander Wang

#away #closely #company #deal #designer

And so I was doing that and starving and somebody said you should model and I ran when they told me how much money you could make and I did a television commercial the first job. ↗

— Sela Ward

#could #did #doing #first #how

I come from a singing family and as is said, 'the apple does not fall far from the tree.' ↗

— Dionne Warwick

#come #does #fall #family #far

I had a messy signature as a child, and my grandmother said this suggested I had no regard for other people. She was right. ↗

— Chris Ware

#grandmother #had #i #messy #other

'Extremes meet', as the whiting said with its tail in its mouth. ↗

— Thomas Hood

#meet #mouth #said #tail

I have often said one of the reasons more blacks don't support Republicans is because they don't trust the GOP establishment. ↗