#sandwich

When I travel I normally eat club sandwiches or I bring my own food. When you go into a new town, it's very had to find a good place to eat. ↗

— Paul Prudhomme

#club #eat #find #food #go

I had the lunchbox that cleared the cafeteria. I was very unpopular in the early grades. Because I hung out with my grandfather, I started to bring my lunchbox with sardine sandwiches and calamari that I would eat off my fingers like rings. I was also always reeking of garlic. ↗

— Rachael Ray

#always #because #bring #cleared #early

But, you know, it's still a drag to get your picture taken when you're eating a sandwich. It's a downer. ↗

— Keanu Reeves

#drag #eating #get #know #picture

I had acne late, in college. My skin used to be really flawless. Went to college, became a vegetarian, ate a lot of cheese - big mistake. Here I am trying to be healthy and I'm eating grilled cheese sandwiches and french fries every day, having mad eruptions all over my face. ↗

— Wesley Snipes

#am #ate #became #big #big mistake

If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had two lines: one was the human food line and one was the cat food line - and they didn't look any different. ↗

— Mark Mobius

#any #cat #different #eat #ever

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. ↗

— Billy Joel

#better #butter #good #jelly #nothing

There is an art to the business of making sandwiches which it is given to few ever to find the time to explore in depth. It is a simple task, but the opportunities for satisfaction are many and profound. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#art

A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich. ↗

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

#sandwich #social-standing #status #beauty

I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody else. You only ever need half a burger. ↗

— Louis C.K.

#sandwich #selflessness #food

Gregory,” she said, “you cannot leave me here. What if someone finds you and removes you from the house? Who will know I am here? And what if…and what if…and then what if…” He smiled, enjoying her officiousness too much to actually listen to her words. She was definitely herself again. “When this is all over,” he said, “I shall bring you a sandwich.” That stopped her short. “A sandwich? A sandwich? ↗

— Julia Quinn

#humor #sandwich #humor