#sandwich

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.' ↗

— Tommy Cooper

#cheese #french #frog #get #got

It's a Tim sandwich. The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy. ↗

— Daniel Craig

#fresh #meat #sandwich #tim

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich. ↗

— Mario Diaz-Balart

#i #i can #make #peanut #peanut butter

We used to wash our hair in buckets and survive on toasted sandwiches, chocolates and soup. ↗

— Joan Greenwood

#chocolates #hair #our #sandwiches #soup

When I'm not working, I would kill to have some sort of creative outlet other than, say, a coloring book. And when I'm working, I want to do all those things I was griping about - you know, make a turkey-and-cheese sandwich, put it in a zip-top bag, and stick it in a lunch box right now! ↗

— Angie Harmon

#bag #book #box #coloring #creative

If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home. ↗

— Vance Havner

#days #given #gone #gospel #had

When trying to find the words to tell her how much I loved her, I stumbled across the ingredients for grilled cheese sandwiches. That’s when I realized she was the melted cheese to my toast. And the guy she’s currently seeing, the guy she left me for, well, I guess he is the tomato soup.
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— Jarod Kintz

#food #grilled-cheese-sandwich #ingredients #love #sadness

I think that every show on television has its place. I think Married With Children or, I don't know, The Nanny... some people want to go home, turn on the TV and be able to iron their clothes or grab a sandwich. Come out and catch a joke and not have to follow the story. ↗

— Peter Krause

#catch #children #clothes #come #every

What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend. ↗

— Dianne Wiest

#butter #chocolate #i #i love #just

I grew up a vegetarian. Then, because I grew up in the states, I started slowly eating meat. First it was bologna sandwiches, or pepperoni on pizza. ↗

— Padma Lakshmi

#eating #first #grew #i #meat