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There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.


Ronald Reagan


#achievement #inspirational #misattributed #modesty #recognition

Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies.


Russell Brand


#humor #inspirational #satire #humor

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.


Shing Xiong


#misattributed #inspirational

That Reagan shaped mechanical gadget in the metal box that made you jump like a little sissy boy, Joe, that is the heart and soul of what the flag’n’Jebus crowd is scared of so bad they can’t even think about him existing.” He looked at Joe, waiting for an aha! that didn’t come. “That whole wing of modern conservatism lives for, on, about, with, in, and by the idea that everything is happening via supernatural powers and that the devil is powerful and has to be fought. Modern science totally spoils that because it gives people so much power but not from supernatural sources. No God in the instruments, you know? “So with modern tech we can make Ronald Reagan appear to come back from the grave, but to do it with modern tech leaves no need for spirits or sacred words or miracles or any other flavor of magic. Which only re emphasizes what they’re most afraid of: living in a world where nobody paints the sky blue every morning, or leaves quarters for teeth, or made platypi as a joke, or decided to sculpt the Grand Canyon, or took granny to heaven to make chocolate chip cookies for the angels. Nobody, nobody, nobody. So since their theology won’t let me bring in a Robo Jesus to call forth Robo Reagan, like sort of a Robo Lazarus, and they really want this, like so many people do…well, it can’t come from nobody, it has to come from somebody, and the somebody can’t be God. “Well, if the devil is anything, he’s somebody.” Joe was still sputtering. “But it…I mean, they’re going to think it’s coming out of Hell! Literal capital H real place Hell!” “Well, exactly. Think about how much that proves. If there’s a Hell and a Devil, there’s also a Heaven and a God. Once they have their Reagan back all they have to do is pray over him a little, drive the devil out, accept the blessing of a restored Reagan on behalf of God, and they’re good to go. God forgives crazier shit than that all the time.


John Barnes


#religious-nuts #religious-right #right-wingers #satire #forgiveness

I've always felt I deserved a wider audience, so thank you for reading this.


Ivana Hruba


#satire #humor

To think or not to think? That is the new question.


Nadina Boun


#humor #logic #reason #satire #thinking-for-change

Sometimes you have to realise that things will never change if you don’t make a change yourself, and sometimes, you need to realise that it only happened so that you could learn something.


Charlotte Eriksson


#inspirational #motivational #realisation #self-growth #change

It would be difficult for me not to conclude that the most perfect type of masculine beauty is Satan, as portrayed by Milton.


Charles Baudelaire


#conclude #difficult #masculine #me #milton

In its broad sense, civilization means not only comfort in daily necessities but also the refining of knowledge and the cultivation of virtue so as to elevate human life to a higher plane.


Yukichi Fukuzawa


#civilization #culture #humanity #inspirational #inspirational

You know that the pursuit of worldly things does not bring contentment. Find satisfaction in becoming a worker among the Lord's workers


Binye Vincent


#inspirational #motivation #relationship #satisfaction #inspirational






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