Choose language

Forgot your password?

Need a Spoofbox account? Create one for FREE!

No subscription or hidden extras

Login

#satire

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #satire




The only grown-up other than Jacob who ever came into his schoolroom was Eli Willard. School was in session one day when the Connecticut itinerant reappeared after long absence, bringing Jacob's glass and other merchandise. Jacob seized him and presented him to the class. 'Boys and girls, this specimen here is a Peddler. You don't see them very often. They migrate, like the geese flying over. This one comes maybe once a year, like Christmas. But he ain't dependable, like Christmas. He's dependable like rainfall. A Peddler is a feller who has got things you ain't got, and he'll give 'em to ye, and then after you're glad you got 'em he'll tell ye how much cash money you owe him fer 'em. If you ain't got cash money, he'll give credit, and collect the next time he comes 'round, and meantime you work hard to git the money someway so's ye kin pay him off. Look at his eyes. Notice how they are kinder shiftly-like. Now, class, the first question is: why is this feller's eyes shiftly-like?


Donald Harington


#consumerism #credit #practical-education #satire #architecture

Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?


John Kennedy Toole


#ass #attitude #contempt #curmudgeon #hilarious

I'm not scared of death, I just don't want to seek it out.


Thomas James Higgins


#humor #irony #satire #death

Nobody could catch cold by the sea; nobody wanted appetite by the sea; nobody wanted spirits; nobody wanted strength. Sea air was healing, softening, relaxing -- fortifying and bracing -- seemingly just as was wanted -- sometimes one, sometimes the other. If the sea breeze failed, the seabath was the certain corrective; and where bathing disagreed, the sea air alone was evidently designed by nature for the cure.


Jane Austen


#literature #satire #design

The universe seems to be a lot like a car or a computer, in that it's designed to be user-friendly, which doesn't necessarily require the user to have a clue what's going on under the hood.


Michel Templet


#satire #science #design

The past is an educational toy for the present. It should be discarded the moment its usefulness is outgrown.


Tom Morrison


#romance #satire #stock-market #education

When asked, "Why do you always wear black?", he said, "I am mourning for my life.


Anton Chekhov


#satire #life

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.


Jonathan Swift


#humor #satire #equality

I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.


Matt Groening


#humor #language #satire #simpsons #social-commentary

The Open Road goes to the used-car lot.


Louis Simpson


#capitalism #freedom #frontier #individualism #liberalism






back to top