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He could hear that musket ball droning about the room, lethally bisecting it again and again like a billiard ball going from one cushion to another. He remained crouching there for a long time before he was able to convince himself that it was quite impossible, physically speaking, scientifically speaking, for a musket ball to go on and on ricocheting like that in a rectangular room; it could only be his imagination. So he forced himself to stand up again and suffered no ill-effects; a small but significant triumph for the scientific way of looking at things.


J.G. Farrell


#satire #science #superstition #imagination

She is probably by this time as tired of me, as I am of her; but as she is too Polite and I am too civil to say so, our letters are still as frequent and affectionate as ever, and our Attachment as firm and sincere as when it first commenced.


Jane Austen


#jane-austen #letters #love-and-friendship #loyalty #pen-pals

I suppose that in no educational institution can one become an educated person.


Mikhail Bulgakov


#satire #education

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.


P.G. Wodehouse


#expression #face #life #satire #life

Actors are so fortunate. They can choose whether they will appear in tragedy or in comedy, whether they will suffer or make merry, laugh or shed tears. But in real life it is different. Most men and women are forced to perform parts for which they have no qualifications. Our Guildensterns play Hamlet for us, and our Hamlets have to jest like Prince Hal. The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.


Oscar Wilde


#satire #shakespeare #humor

After we deal and heal...NOT A A SHRED OF EVIDENCE EXISTS THAT LIFE IS SERIOUS .....Jan Marshall


Jan Marshall


#healing #humor #satire #seniors #survival

Marriage is the legal method devised to end love without pain.


Tom Morrison


#romance #satire #stock-market #love

Some men are born sodomites, some achieve sodomy, and some have sodomy thrust upon them...


Aleister Crowley


#satire #sodomy #men

But that's men all over ... Poor dears, they can't help it. They haven't got logical minds.


Dorothy L. Sayers


#logic #logical-thinking #men #satire #men

They see nothing indecent in sexual intercourse, whether heterosexual or homosexual, and indulge in it quite openly, in full view of everyone. The only exception was Socrates, who was always swearing that his relations with young men were purely Platonic, but nobody believed him for a moment, and Hyacinthus and Narcissus gave first-hand evidence to the contrary.


Lucian of Samosata


#satire #love






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