#saturday

I had auditioned for 'Saturday Night Live' two or three times before and never really saw myself there. I looked up to Belushi and Bill Murray and Aykroyd and I never saw myself as in their world. ↗

— Dana Carvey

#before #bill #had #i #live

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath. ↗

— Lyndon B. Johnson

#every #every man #man #night #right

During 'Saturday Night Fever' at the end of the first act dance number I tried to perform a split-jump, only I can't do them so I ended up on my ass followed by the most unsightly backward roll out of it, followed by the cast falling over in laughter and a good portion of the audience too. ↗

— Adam Garcia

#ass #audience #backward #cast #dance

I learned that the hardest party to pull off successfully is Saturday night dinner. This meal is expected to be elaborate: appetizers, first course, dinner, dessert, and coffee. People arrive at 7:30 or 8 p.m. and stay for hours - definitely past my bedtime - and they all go home exhausted. ↗

— Ina Garten

#bedtime #coffee #course #definitely #dessert

I remember going through the cafeteria line and telling every kid that Nixon was in favor of school on Saturdays. It was my first political trick. ↗

— Roger Stone

#favor #first #going #i #i remember

We had to decide: Do we want to do Saturday Night or go to our Senior Prom? We opted for Saturday Night Live. ↗

— Mary-Kate Olsen

#go #had #live #night #opted

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live. ↗

— Geraldo Rivera

#basis #been #decade #fourth #hitting

People go to movies on Saturday to get away from the war in Iraq and taxes and election news and pedophiles online and just go and have some fun. I like doing movies that are fun. ↗

— Samuel L. Jackson

#doing #election #fun #get #go

People are out of their home on a Saturday night or they're at the movies or they're at dinner and a lot of the people who flip on the television are doing just that. They may have never seen your show before and you can't count on to your audience to be there week in and week out. ↗

— David E. Kelley

#before #count #dinner #doing #flip

When I was on 'Saturday Night Live,' all I did was work. ↗

— Molly Shannon

#i #live #night #saturday #saturday night