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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.


George Carlin


#like #peace #screwing #virginity

I'm scared of screwing up my kids.


Tori Spelling


#kids #scared #screwing #up

We've got some very good things to do without screwing around with sleeves.


Walter F. Ulmer


#good #good things #got #screwing #sleeves

Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better.


Louis C. K.


#better #comedian #comedians #everything #feel

When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate mind and body.


Bill Lee


#cerebral #church #constitution #enter #into

The American public tunes in every night hoping to see two people screwing. Obviously, we can't give them that but let's always keep it in mind.


Barry Diller


#american #american public #every #every night #give

Nathan: She's got you thinking this is how you’re supposed to be. It's not. We're young. We’re supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We were designed to party. We owe it to ourselves to party hard. We owe it to each other. This is it. This is our time. So a few of us will overdose, or go mental. Charles Darwin said you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. That's what it's about - breaking eggs - by eggs, I mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of class As. It breaks my heart-you're wearing cardigans! If you could see yourselves... We had it all. We have fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful...


Howard Overman


#experimenting #humour #life-lessons #screwing-up #attitude

Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?


Matt Lauer


#conservatives #liberals #list #lot #more






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