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What is it with you, sex, and modes of transportation?


Sylvia Day


#sex #reflection

Sex has become more and more attractive because of its condemnation by priests


Osho


#sex-appeal #atheism

I want to meet a woman named Sherry who only drinks brandy, and a woman named Brandy who only drinks sherry. Then I’ll offer each one of them one magical night of sex with me, in the form of two of my clones.


Jarod Kintz


#brandy #clones #drinks #magic #magical

All right, then,” she snapped, “do as you please! Perhaps afterward we could manage a coherent discussion.” Twisting beneath him, she flopped onto her stomach. Christopher went still. After a long hesitation, she heard him ask in a far more normal voice, “What are you doing?” “I’m making it easier for you,” came her defiant reply. “Go on, start ravishing.” Another silence. Then, “Why are you facing downward?” “Because that’s how it’s done.” Beatrix twisted to look at him over her shoulder. A twinge of uncertainty caused her to ask, “Isn’t it?” His face was blank. “Has no one ever told you?” “No, but I’ve read about it.” Christopher rolled off her, relieving her of his weight. He wore an odd expression as he asked, “From what books?” “Veterinary manuals. And of course, I’ve observed the squirrels in springtime, and farm animals and-” She was interrupted as Christopher cleared his throat loudly, and again. Darting a confused glance at him, she realized that he was trying to choke back amusement. Beatrix began to feel indignant. Her first time in a bed with a man, and he was laughing. “Look here,” she said in a businesslike manner, “I’ve read about the mating habits of over two dozen species, and with the exception of snails, whose genitalia is on their necks, they all—” She broke off and frowned. “Why are you laughing at me? Christopher had collapsed, overcome with hilarity. As he lifted his head and saw her affronted expression, he struggled manfully with another outburst. “Beatrix. I’m . . . I’m not laughing at you.” “You are!” “No I’m not. It’s just . . .” He swiped a tear from the corner of his eye, and a few more chuckles escaped. “Squirrels . . .” “Well, it may be humorous to you, but it’s a very serious matter to the squirrels.


Lisa Kleypas


#humor #romance #sex #humor

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.


Aldous Huxley


#intellectualism #sex

She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.


Dorothy Parker


#naughty #sex #sex

Redheaded women buck like goats.


James Joyce


#sexuality #sexuality

Flirting is a promise of sexual intercourse without a guarantee.


Milan Kundera


#milan-kundera #sexuality

I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?


Margaret Cho


#cho #gay #parade #sexuality #sexuality

Because no one has more thirst for earth, for blood, and for ferocious sexuality than the creatures who inhabit cold mirrors


Alejandra Pizarnik


#lust #mirrors #sex #lust






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