#she

Even in high school, I'd tell my mom I was sick of swimming and wanted to try to play golf. She wasn't too happy. She'd say, 'Think about this.' And I'd always end up getting back in the pool. ↗

— Michael Phelps

#always #back #end #even #getting

I knew that the show was coming and they wanted me to have a co-host. And so I asked Mary Hart and she was one of the first. Before that it was Sarah Purcell then Cindy Garvey.Then Mary Hart, then Cindy Garvey again here in New York, then Anne Abernathy and then Kathy Lee, who stayed 15 years. And now Kelly has been there eight. ↗

— Regis Philbin

#anne #asked #been #before #cindy

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' ↗

— Emo Philips

#asked #father #girlfriend #had #hello

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' ↗

— Emo Philips

#another man #bed #crushed #discovered #get

I know that when I grew up I was pretty sheltered, and didn't come to understand much about the world until I was in my really late teens and early twenties, and that process continues. ↗

— Ryan Phillippe

#come #continues #early #grew #i

Its super to play with Martina, and she has huge amounts of talent. We have a lot of fun. ↗

— Mary Pierce

#huge #huge amounts #lot #martina #play

I was informed... that some... were dreaming and wished to return. ↗

— Zebulon Pike

#i #informed #return #some #were

The toute ensemble was such as to make polished society blush, when compared with these savages. ↗

— Zebulon Pike

#compared #ensemble #make #polished #savages

So they didn't let anybody else off. I can't live like this, I'm finished. Auschwitz was easy. ↗

— Witold Pilecki

#auschwitz #easy #else #finished #i

Cameron Diaz was so cute at the MTV Movie Awards when she pulled her skirt up and wiped her armpits. ↗

— Pink

#cameron #cameron diaz #cute #diaz #her