#shoe

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop. ↗

— Paul O'Grady

#barney #bottle #down #drunk #forcefully

My worst fashion faux pas: probably orange shoes with white pants. I thought I looked spectacular. ↗

— Kevin O'Leary

#faux #i #looked #orange #pants

Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers. ↗

— Austin O'Malley

#knees #practical #prayer #shoes #soles

I saw some war heroes... John Kerry is not a war hero. He couldn't tie the shoes of some of the people in Coastal Division 11. ↗

— John O'Neill

#division #hero #heroes #i #john

Take off your bedroom slippers. Put on your marching shoes," he said, his voice rising as applause and cheers mounted. "Shake it off. Stop complainin'. Stop grumblin'. Stop cryin'. We are going to press on. We have work to do. ↗

— Barack Obama

#bedroom #cheers #going #his #marching

My culinary wardrobe is the same as my biking wardrobe, just no shoes. ↗

— Lela Rose

#culinary #just #same #shoes #wardrobe

Growing up in the Bay Area, I played early on with these quartet groups who set guidelines for me. I remember the guys would all have the same clothes and shoes, like these uniforms. I was in awe. ↗

— Raphael Saadiq

#awe #bay #bay area #clothes #early

Who will wear a shoe that hurts him, because the shoe-maker tells him 'tis well made? ↗

— Algernon Sidney

#him #hurts #made #shoe #tells

Americans love our shoes and us Brits love that we can always pick up a bargain when in the US. ↗

— Lisa Snowdon

#bargain #brits #love #our #pick

Once in a while I'll get moved to do some exercise. It's something I long for but the biggest problem is bending down and putting my tennis shoes on. Once I go out I'm OK. ↗

— David Soul

#bending #biggest #biggest problem #down #exercise