#short

I would love to have a photographic memory. It would come in handy with the rants I'm given on Scrubs... often on short notice! ↗

— John C. McGinley

#given #handy #i #love #memory

Some dying men are the most tyrannical; and certainly, since they will shortly trouble us so little for evermore, the poor fellows ought to be indulged. ↗

— Herman Melville

#dying #evermore #fellows #indulged #little

My first priority is growing this economy in the long term, and stimulating it in the short term. ↗

— Robert Menendez

#first #growing #long #long term #priority

Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars. ↗

— George Mikes

#better #even #jokes #least #longest

I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material. ↗

— Andy Milonakis

#bit #fans #i #i think #internet

I'm getting fat... because my size, I put on 20 or 30 pounds, it doesn't show very much... I'm thinking about going back to work out in a very short time. ↗

— Yao Ming

#back #because #fat #getting #going

In grade school, I was a complete geek. You know, there's always the kid who's too short, the kid who wears glasses, the kid who's not athletic. Well, I was all three. ↗

— Julianne Moore

#athletic #complete #geek #glasses #grade

We're all very sensitive that Jim has the shortest history with the band. He wants to be somewhat of a free agent. I'm just going to let time dictate how Jim's future evolves. ↗

— Thurston Moore

#band #dictate #evolves #free #free agent

Life is like a very short visit to a toyshop between birth and death. ↗

— Desmond Morris

#birth #death #life #like #short

The unflattering reviews are painful for short periods of time; the badly written ones are deeply, deeply insulting. That reviewer took no time to really read the book. ↗

— Toni Morrison

#book #deeply #insulting #ones #painful