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If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words


Dolly Parton


#humor #music #humor

As Hazel marched down the hill, she cursed in Latin. Percy didn’t understand all of it, but he got son of a gorgon, power-hungry snake, and a few choice suggestions about where Octavian could stick his knife.


Rick Riordan


#hazel-levesque #humor #insults #octavian #percy-jackson

Now let me teach you another thing about my daughter. I love her very much but she has the ability to hide as expertly as a sock in a washing machine. No one knows where it goes, just as no one knows where she goes, but at least when she decides to come back, we're all here, waiting for her.


Cecelia Ahern


#missing #humor

Life is a huge farce, and the advantage of possessing a sense of humour is that it enables one to defy fate with mocking laughter.


George R. Gissing


#life #pessimism #humor

I've found the best way to revise your own work is to pretend that somebody else wrote it and then to rip the living shit out of it.


Don Roff


#humor #revision #writing #humor

To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.


Roger Zelazny


#humor #irony #shakespeare #humor

There are more than enough to fight and oppose; why waste good time fighting the people you like?


Morrissey


#lyrics #music #humor

Mr. Mancini had a singular talent for making me uncomfortable. He forced me to consider things I’d rather not think about – the sex of my guitar, for instance. If I honestly wanted to put my hands on a woman, would that automatically mean I could play? Gretchen’s teacher never told her to think of her piano as a boy. Neither did Lisa’s flute teacher, though in that case the analogy was obvious. On the off chance that sexual desire was all it took, I steered clear of Lisa’s instrument, fearing that I might be labeled a prodigy.


David Sedaris


#music #humor

From my earliest years I had always wanted to be a writer. It was not that I had any particular message for humanity. I am still plugging away and not the ghost of one so far, so it begins to look as though, unless I suddenly hit mid-season form in my eighties, humanity will remain a message short.


P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #mission #pg-wodehouse #writing #humor

Miss Granger, you foolish girl, how could you think of tackling a mountain troll on your own? Five points will be taken from Gryffindor for this,” said Professor McGonagall. “I’m very disappointed in you.” Hermione left. Professor McGonagall turned to Harry and Ron. “Well, I still say you were lucky, but not many first years could have taken on a full-grown mountain troll. You each win Gryffindor five points.


J.K. Rowling


#humor






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