#si

If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac. ↗

— Tim Vine

#compulsively #pun #you

I guess I was a mom so late in life, my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread. ↗

— Candice Bergen

#bread #daughter #greatest #greatest thing #guess

A peasant becomes fond of his pig and is glad to salt away its pork. What is significant, and is so difficult for the urban stranger to understand, is that the two statements are connected by an and not by a but. ↗

— John Berger

#becomes #connected #difficult #fond #glad

I am presently in my thirteenth year of teaching a graduate course at the University of Southern California. ↗

— Shelley Berman

#california #course #graduate #i #i am

Those who have never had a father can at any rate never know the sweets of losing one. To most men the death of his father is a new lease of life. ↗

— Samuel Butler

#death #father #had #his #know

Nothing in the nature around us is evil. This needs to be repeated since one of the human ways of talking oneself into inhuman acts is to cite the supposed cruelty of nature. ↗

— John Berger

#around #cite #cruelty #evil #human

I began to believe the fairy tales: You know, how we're all out there looking for our magical missing half. ↗

— Michael Bergin

#believe #fairy #fairy tales #half #how

Outside came in '60. The Edge in '61. All three made Gold, but the biggest seller was Inside. ↗

— Shelley Berman

#came #edge #gold #inside #made

I tried to steer the student newspaper toward more pertinent information instead of the usual gossip and bull. ↗

— Tom Bergeron

#gossip #i #i tried #information #instead

Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me. ↗

— Dennis Bergkamp

#came #clubs #i #into #knew