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Come all you thoughtless young men, a warning take by me And never leave your happy homes to sail the raging sea.


Patrick O'Brian


#aubreyad #master-and-commander #sea-shanty #the-far-side-of-the-world #home

It was strange that in some sort of Jeffrey Dahmer meets Ghandi way I was able to love myself for hating myself. It seemed like a warped sense of love. But it was love without conditions.


The Hippie


#cutting #ghandi #love #snowflake-obsidian #unconditional

Another Thing I'm Sick of Hearing: If I started that gay rights group, I must be gay. So if i start an animal rights group, what does that make me? A giraffe?


James Howe


#gay-rights #humor #humor

The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.


Jim Butcher


#humor #leanansidhe #humor

His hands on the sides of her face, on her neck, holding her there. "Chessie...shit, Chessie, I love you so bad." His teeth on her throat, biting hard, his lips soothing the spot. "So fucking much, so...so bad.


Stacia Kane


#downside-ghosts #terrible #love

There’s a writer for you,” he said. “Knows everything and at the same time he knows nothing.” [narrator]It was my first inkling that he was a writer. And while I like writers—because if you ask a writer anything you usually get an answer—still it belittled him in my eyes. Writers aren’t people exactly. Or, if they’re any good, they’re a whole lot of people trying so hard to be one person. It’s like actors, who try so pathetically not to look in mirrors. Who lean backward trying—only to see their faces in the reflecting chandeliers.


F. Scott Fitzgerald


#descriptions #insider #people #perceptions #writers

Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a secret Republican.


Bill Maher


#politics #president-obama #humor

Alice is fictional. This isn't.


Jess C. Scott


#dark-humor #group-think #groupthink #lady-gaga #mad-magazine

The joke was that President Bush only declared war when Starbucks was hit. You can mess with the U.N. all you want, but when you start interfering with the right to get caffeinated, someone has to pay.


Chris Kyle


#american #bush #caffeine #coffee #humor

The time has come for me to pursue other interests outside of Yahoo.


Jerry Yang


#interests #me #other #outside #pursue






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