#silly

I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought, or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#considerate #funny #humor #jarod-kintz #mail

Have you ever been at a point that you don't know what to say? But yet you came up with this crazy idea to type this. ↗

— Eric Mayes

#humor #silly #humor

This is your silly web browser doing that. The file is correctly named. ↗

— Rasmus Lerdorf

#correctly #doing #file #named #silly

I noticed there were so many people, especially women, who would come up to me having recognized me from TV and say, 'I heard you were a math person, why math? Oh my gosh, I could never do math!' I could just see their self-esteem crumbling; I thought that was silly, so I wanted to make math more friendly and accessible. ↗

— Danica McKellar

#come #could #crumbling #especially #friendly

It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years. ↗

— John von Neumann

#although #appear #be careful #careful #computer

I keep a little notebook of things that I can do to the zombies that might be silly and fun. ↗

— George A. Romero

#i #i can #keep #little #might

If you look at my bookings, they've gone down each season. That's something I'm trying to keep improving. On the pitch you don't want any silly bookings. ↗

— Wayne Rooney

#down #each #gone #i #improving

But we used to go to flea markets and things, and look for old 78 records that had silly song titles. ↗

— Neil Innes

#flea markets #go #had #look #markets

I also found being called Sir rather silly. ↗

— Harold Pinter

#being #called #found #i #rather

I learned to draw everything except glamorous women. No matter how much I tried to make them look sexy, they always ended up looking silly... or like somebody's mother. ↗

— Norman Rockwell

#draw #ended #everything #except #glamorous