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Don't swallow: your bulging, blushing cheeks display the saliva you want to share.


Bauvard


#humor #kissing #funny

There are all sorts of books offering advice on how to deal with life-threatening situations, but where's the advice on dealing with embarrassing ones?


Ellen DeGeneres


#embarrassing #funny #funny

We were kissing. I thought: This is good. I thought: I am not bad at this kissing. Not bad at all. I thought: I am clearly the greatest kisser in the history of the universe. Suddenly she laughed and pulled away from me. She wiggled a hand out of her sleeping bag and wiped her face. "You slobbered on my nose," she said, and laughed.


John Green


#kissing #love #funny

When it comes to adding color to my face, I prefer lipstick. But no one ever lets me apply their lips, since I blush so much.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #kissing #lipstick #funny

Your perception is riveting, Amal," he says in a bored and sarcastic tone, dropping the note down on my desk. "It's comforting to know that there are people in my class who have the maturity and intelligence to make derogatory comments about other people's external appearances." Now what am I supposed to say to that? "What do you have to say for yourself?" Friggin' mind reader.


Randa Abdel-Fattah


#mind-reader #note-passing #teacher #funny

Funny,’ Will said, as they picked their way through. ‘Things are absolutely awful and yet people look much happier than usual. Look at them all. Bubbling.’ ‘They are English,’ Merriman said. ‘Quite right,’ said Will’s father. ‘Splendid in adversity, tedious when safe. Never content, in fact. We’re an odd lot….


Susan Cooper


#humour #the-dark-is-rising #truism #funny

I would never say snog. I would say osculate.” She looks at me as if to say: why do you exist?


Joe Dunthorne


#kissing #funny

The codfish lays ten thousand eggs. The homely hen lays one. Codfish never cackles to tell you what she has done. And so we scorn the codfish, while the humble hen we prize, which only goes to show you that it pays to advertise!


Nikhil Sharda


#humour-quote #poetry-quotes #home

How long have you been with Raphael?” “You ask a lot of questions for a dead woman.” “What can I say? I prefer to die well-informed.” -Venom and Elena


Nalini Singh


#humor #nalini-singh #paranormal #sarcasm #humor

I'm told I have the body of a god." "A Greek god, or one of those gods with the horse heads or elephant's legs coming out of their chests?" Alan asked. "Next time someone tells you that, ask them to specify.


Sarah Rees Brennan


#humor #teasing #humor






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